- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
The zombie apocalypse has started.
Oh my fucking god. I knew it. And they say it’s LSD in the reports. MY ASS!
(Source: youtube.com)
Secretly, I would go gay for this man.
Requiem for a Dream
:3 #restricted#signs#awesome#trail#camera#keepout (Taken with instagram)
Good to listen to when you cant sleep. Goodnight! #Skrillex#Sonny#Moore#Dubstep#Electic#Dance#dance#skrill#Music#bedtime#life#breakn’#a#sweat#Thedoors (Taken with instagram)
Everything around me
You know what’s funny? That many people..No scratch that. Everyone has potential. They could do so much, but they choose not to. They choose to become lazy. They choose to become lifeless.They choose to become killers. The list goes on and on. There are some people who cant do things because they have a physical or mental disability. It isnt their fault. Im talking about the normal day to day person. I ask my self questions like “Why do people choose to do nothing?” Or ,”Why do people kill?” Or ,”Why doesnt anyone help with the world?” all the time. Then theres the Goverment. At times they can help, but most of the time they just hide. Hide behind their wall of lies and promises the cease to exist. When the world goes to hell, who will be there to help us? Our President? Our Govenment? Or us as people? I ask myself these questions all the time. You should too.
Humans are a Riot!: This Life.
As i walked home from work (seeing as my car broke down) I noticed something. A pattern in my life. From the time i get up to when i go to sleep. Of course everyone has there daily routine. Some people do it without even noticing, including myself. Another thing i saw was the people that…
I wonder what it would be like to be some of my friends? Or just a random person on the street? Your thoughts are very interesting.
Humans are a Riot!: What i See.
Have you ever had that moment were you want something so bad you just wish or pray for it? You keep wishing and wishing. Then you drop to your knees and you plead for it. Sometimes things are worth pleading for. Like the hope of your husband or father coming home from the war. A very ill friend…
HAd to reblog this again. Pretty deep stuff, but it does make you stop and think.
Humans are a Riot!: What i See.
Have you ever had that moment were you want something so bad you just wish or pray for it? You keep wishing and wishing. Then you drop to your knees and you plead for it. Sometimes things are worth pleading for. Like the hope of your husband or father coming home from the war. A very ill friend…
Wow. Never thought of it like that.
:( keep faithhey guys … i’m going to go back on antidepressants i cant handle these withdraw symptoms anymore. so … probably going to be depressed again. i know God should be enough to strengthen me but i don’t know the past few days has been hard. i’m tired all the time i have headaches that only go away if i sleep. i just can’t handle these withdraw symptoms anymore … they are to much. i might just get rid of tumblr. might be best thing to do.
(Source: historiful)
